| HOWTO: Read the Fucking
Manual |
The information in this article applies
to:
Prerequisites:
- The ability to Read
- Basic Brain Function
SUMMARY
This article demonstrates how to read
the fucking manual, as popularised by the RTFM
directive.
SYMPTOMS
After asking a truly pathetic
question, you are instructed to to read one of
The Fucking Manuals:
|
Edition
23VG1213: When your brain has the size of your toe.
Edition
16AG4711: When you think it was smart to vote Bush.
Edition
24BZ3737: Blind Websurfers.
Edition
55DZ4358: When you can't read but recognize pictures.
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CAUSE
Brainpower
of a dead battery. Learning
speed of a snail.
MORE INFORMATION
Step-by-Step Procedures
- Locate on of the above mentioned Manuals,
either in
printed form or on your MSDN CD's, if you're a punk/bitch/drunk/loser and don't have the MSDN collection on disk, view
the online version at msdn.microsoft.com/library/
- Using either the Index or
Search feature, locate a keyword relating to you're
question/problem.
- If you're using a printed manual,
flip to the page(s) as detailed in your search of the index,
alternatively, if you're using the MSDN library, click the link(s)
in the search results window.
- Read the information. If you have
problems understanding the information, read it again. Repeat
until enlightenment is achieved.
REFERENCES
For additional information, please see
the following articles in the Microsoft Knowledge Base:
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HOWTO: Read
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HOWTO: Convert absolutely everything to XML
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HOWTO: Add a #, + or .Net to your old software to keep it cutting
edge
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