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How to use the How to use How to read 

The Fucking Manual in 9 steps.

Step 1

Step 2

Repeat step 1 until there is light.

Step 3

Ask a friend who knows 

what computer and software means to assist you.

Step 4

Ask your friend to ask a friend with at least an IQ of 85

to assist you both.

Step 5

If you do not come any further than step 3

phone The Post Pigeon helpdesk.

Step 6

If you do not know how to use a telephone

proceed to step 9.

Step 7

Explain the sexy blonde of the Pigeon helpdesk

your problems. 

Note: nothing of a sexual nature.

Step 8

If she understands your problem but you do not

understand her solution, hang up the phone and

proceed to step 9.

Step 9

Disconnect your computer and remove cables.

Put everything in a box.

Wrap the box in paper.

Go to the Post Office.

Send box to The Post Pigeon.

Go home and take several drinks.

When you are sober try to remember what you have done.

Never come near a computer again.

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