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From:      William Dale

To:          [email protected]

Subject:   Smiles
 

 

Dear Post Pigeon,

I'm a waiter and I meet hundreds of people. But the following is every time the same:

When a teenage girl smiles at a boy, he tries to decide what makes
him so sexy.

When a young lady smiles at a man in his fifties, he turns around to
see who's the handsome dude behind him.

But when a female of any age smiles at a man of 80, he looks down to see if he's unzipped.

Regards,

William Dale 

 

 

 

From:      Felicio

To:          [email protected]

Subject:   Orgy
 

 

Hi Pigeon people,

Please read before clicking on the little picture below...

 

It's a graphic photo of a 12 person orgy involving multiple partners, 3 way action, from the back as well as juvenile and explicit "sex" involving jelly.

 

If you feel you may be offended, delete this email.

 

If not, do not open in open view of other people who may be offended.

 

If you decide to publish this email, please tell your readers about this warning.

 

Jellyorgie.jpg (5775 bytes)

(Do not) click here

 

 

Greetings,

 

Felicio

 

 

 

From:      Suzanne Gerstner

To:          [email protected]

Subject:   Dumbest guy
 

 

Hi Post Pigeon,

This picture is for real - not doctored in anyway - and was taken last week by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials vor 84 Lumber. When he saw it in the parking lot of IHOP, he went and bought a camera to take pictures.

 

 

The car is still running, as can be witnessed by the exhaust. A woman is either asleep or otherwise out, in the front seat passenger side. The guy driving, was jogging up and down on Rt. 925 (in the background).

Witnesses said their physical state was OTHER than normal. The driver came back after the police were called, and was found crouched behind the rear of the car, attempting to cut the twine around the load. Luckily, the police stopped him and had the load removed.

The materials were loaded at Home Depot. Their store manager said they had the customer sign a waver. The plywood and 2x4s are fairly obvious, but what you can't see is the back seat, which contains... are you ready for this?... 10 bags of concrete at 36 kilos each. They estimated the load weight at 1500 kilos.

Both the back tires exploded, the wheels bent and the back shocks were driven through the floorboard. The car - with FL plates (naturally) - was headed for Annapolis, where the couple presumably planned to build a new house.

I have to say this picture made my day and now I know why I hate drivers in Florida.

Greetings,

Suzanne

 

 

 

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